Greetings, Earthlings, and welcome to MARS! Hello? HellO-o! Is this thing on? Testing, testing, one, two, five! (Three, sir!) Three!
Oh! There you are! Er, um, as I was saying... welcome to MARS, the Mid-Atlantic Ruby Society. I've just created this monster. Now what are we going to do with it? I don't know! You tell me! I've got some ideas, but let's hear yours. With any luck, I'll even be able to talk you into doing t he actual work....
-Dave, Founder, President, Chief Geek, and Bottle Washer
